The Church of Say: “Ontology!”

Without question the fastest growing faith in history, with innumerable fresh-faced and smiling adherents joining every day, the benefits of Saying: “Ontology!” have never been greater. Not only will you find yourself forever embraced by the joyful arms of your many new friends – the chance to dance in blissful lock-step with us all into the glorious future we’ll share together – but by committing what was once your relatively meagre personal wealth to the limitless collective purse of the church, you will find that – like us – you’ve become richer than ever before! But don’t take our word for it – read on!